NNPI: The No Nonsense Personality Inventory

For each item, answer:

	Like me (L);  somewhat like me (S);  or not like me (N)

___1.   I salivate at the sight of mittens.
___2.   At times I am afraid that my toes will fall off.
___3.   As an infant, I had very few hobbies.
___4.   Some people look at me.
___5.   I often use the word "Feh."
___6.   Spinach makes me feel alone.
___7.   Sometimes I steal things like medicine balls and aviaries.
___8.   Dirty stories make me think about sex.
___9.   Cousins are not to be trusted.
___10.  Other people's warts don't make me feel self-conscious.
___11.  Sometimes I think someone is trying to take over my stomach.
___12.  Often I think I am a special agent of Sigmund Freud.
___13.  I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.
___14.  My teeth sometimes leave my body.
___15.  Plaid stamps are better than green stamps.
___16.  Recently I have been getting shorter.
___17.  I think I would like the work of a hummingbird.
___18.  I have always been disturbed by the size of Lincoln's nose.
___19.  I often repeat myself.
___20.  I often repeat myself.
___21.  Most of the time I go to sleep without saying goodbye.
___22.  It makes me angry to have people bury me.
___23.  Chiclets make me sweat.
___24.  I believe that I smell as good as most people.
___25.  I stay in the bathtub until I look like a raisin.
___26.  Most people vomit out of spite.
___27.  Constantly losing my underwear doesn't bother me.
___28.  It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I am in
                 a room full of cockroaches.
___29.  I believe that halitosis is better than no breath at all.
___30.  I believe in life after birth.
___31.  Weeping brings tears to my eyes.
___32.  I like to put chameleons and flounders on plaid cloth.
___33.  Some songs make me burp.
___34.  I often dream of Kate Smith.
___35.  I never seem to finish anyth