1. How do you put 4 elephants into a Volkswagon?



    Answer: Put two in the front seat and two in the back.

  2. How do you put 4 giraffes into a Volkswagon?



    Answer: First you take the elephants out.
    Then you put the top down (if it's a convertable) or remove the roof (if it's not!).
    Then you put two in the front seat and two in the back.

  3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?



    Answer: (Four) Giraffes, of course!

  4. The last question is the same :-)