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      Cat Toy Bells
 
 Dashing through the house,
 And jumping high and low,
 We chase a catnip mouse,
 As fast as we can go.
 
 The mouse is old and worn,
 And we bit off its tail,
 What fun to rip the stuffing out, 
 And leave a catnip trail!
 
 Chorus: 
 Oh, cat toy bells, cat toy bells,
 Ringing loud and clear.
 Oh, what fun, to play and pounce,
 When Christmas time is here!
 
 Oh, cat toy bells, cat toy bells,
 Ringing loud and clear.
 Oh, what fun, to play and pounce,
 When Christmas time is here.
 
 I found a fuzzy ball,
 That jingled when it bounced,
 I rolled it down the hall,
 And when it stopped I pounced.
 
 The ball stayed where it lay,
 I'd tired it out at last,
 And then it tried to get away,
 But I was much too fast!
 
 (Chorus)
 
 
 
      Wreck the Halls
 
 Wreck the halls and steal the ribbons,
 Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 Christmas time's such fun for kittens,
 Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 
 We like to help you with the wrapping,
 Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 No fair to do it when we're napping,
 Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 
 So many gifts beneath the tree,
 Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 Is there a present just for me,
 Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 
 Rip the wrap to sneak a peek,
 Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 Is it the fuzzy toy I seek,
 Fa la la la la, la la la la.
 
 
 
      Silent Mouse
 
 Silent mouse, little gray mouse,
 How you creep, round my house.
 Don't you know you're a play thing to me,
 Don't you know I'm your enemy.
 Better get out while you can,
 Better get out while you can.
 
 Silent mouse, little gray mouse,
 Still you creep, round my house,
 I'm so tired of your squeaking,
 Tired of hearing folks shrieking,
 This will be your last warning,
 Better get out while you can.
 
 Silent mouse, little gray mouse,
 All is calm, round my house.
 From your hole you silently crept,
 From the shadows I silently leapt.
 I can sleep in peace,
 I can sleep in peace.



      The Twelve Days of Christmas
      (from the cat's point of view)
 
 On the first day of Christmas my person gave to me...
      a deluxe model new cat tree
 
 On the nth day of Christmas my person gave to me...
      2 cozy beds
      3 cat treats 
      4 scratching posts
      5 catnip mice
      6 litter boxes
      7 goldfish swimming
      8 bowls of cream
      9 cat dancers
      10 shiny ribbons
      11 furry cat toys
      12 cans of tuna
 
 
      The Twelve Days of Christmas
       (from the human's point of view)
 
 On the first day of Christmas my kitten gave to me...
      a toppled over Christmas tree
 
 On the nth day of Christmas my kitten gave to me...
 
      2 vet bills
      3 feathers
      4 shredded chairs
      5 headless mice
      6 piles of cat poop
      7 soggy cat toys
      8 midnight frolics
      9 furry hairballs
      10 well-chewed ribbons
      11 broken knick-knacks
      12 minutes purring
 

And another version:

On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:

  Twelve bags of catnip
  Eleven tarter Pounce treats
  Ten ornaments hanging
  Nine wads of Kleenex
  Eight peacock feathers
  Seven stolen Q-tips
  Six feathered balls
  Five Milk Jug Rings!!!
  Four munchy house plants
  Three running faucets
  Two Fuzzy mousies
  And a Hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!